What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:53

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Still no good
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are therapy lights so expensive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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share office space ...
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...