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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

No way

Report: Women's sports athletes to file appeal on House vs. NCAA settlement citing Title IX violations - On3.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are therapy lights so expensive?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress

share office space ...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Confirmed rabies case in Fayetteville after fox bites home inspector - WRAL.com

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Circle IPO soars, giving hope to more startups waiting to go public - TechCrunch

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Paul Skenes Q&A: Pirates ace speaks frankly about lack of run support in quality starts - TribLIVE.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...